Crazy Golf Kits

Forget fancy clubs, garish outfits and those frustrations that follow many a bad swing...the golf that takes place at fancy smanchy clubs doesn't interest us, nor do executive golf putters or electronic machines on which to practice your swing. It is the crazy side of golf where our passions lie, just look at what's on offer for home practice ahead of the world crazy golf championships later this year (Masters Pah!). First up, the Giant Set containing a 9 holes, 13 funky obstacles, two clubs, 4 balls, scorecard and a large holdall for carrying yours from location to location its a hefty £189 at Iwantoneofthose but we feel some extreme crazy golf society is in the making...

If you're a little short on space then perhaps we can tempt you with this desktop minigolf set, five moveable objects to alter the difficulty levels as you improve, utilise stationary items for added thrills, this one is just £9.95 from GoBaz and has a couple of sticks and balls in the pack.

Seaside aficianados however perepare to be saggy of jaw, this is the Executive set, yes folk it has a Motorizes clown mouth with ball return AND motorised Windmill, tracks, traps and hazards, putting cups, telescopic club and wait for it.... put one in the Clown's mouth and his hat spins and eyes move, the windmill a slightly more sedate axle rotation. Just £34.95 on pre-order right now from Drinkstuff but you people will be top of the list, its shrouded in secrecy...so far