Terry the Turtle turns the air blue
Terry the Turtle is here to utter
infantile and potty-mouthed phrases of a childish nature offering
them for your amusement as you wander past his infra-red sensor. From open-mouthed OAP’s, middle-aged
mutterers of disdain and youthful yells of encouragement toward the
shelled fella you're guaranteed a reaction.His outbursts are harmless 18+ fun,
preloaded with over 25 outbursts, stick him in motion sensor mode and
delight as he responds to two finger salutes with a random rudity.Terry has a PG mode under his s***y
b*****ks but after you’ve eyed the puerile proceedings in adult
mode and Terry's wobbly head popping up and his waving arms you’ll
not bother. Stick your Terry at the end of the desk
and offer an innocent look as passers-by are targeted with a tirade
of phrases you’ve only dreamed of yelling in their direction.Is
Terry the first toy with a touch of Tourette’s? Of course he
F******g is! - £17.95 from Firebox
Terry Turtle
this turtle had me busting my ass after comming across his website at http://www.terryturtlexxx.com
Posted by: daniel | October 29, 2008 at 04:54 PM