Toyology

Waterfight – Splashball Style

Summer is soon upon us and that can only mean one thing – well a number of things actually – but in this particular instance we mean WATERFIGHT!!!! We’ve all owned water guns of some sort from your very basic fill and spray guns to your double pump action Super Soaker, but here’s something that will ensure you are the king/queen of the battle de l’eau. The Splashball Combat Set is apparently the latest in water fighting fun. It’s a kind of like paint ball but instead of hard balls filled with paint which feel like you’re actually being shot (or was that just me), you fill the gun with small balls which you have to soak before loading into the gun for your shooting match. Get yours HERE for £19.99

Crazy Golf Kits

Forget fancy clubs, garish outfits and those frustrations that follow many a bad swing...the golf that takes place at fancy smanchy clubs doesn't interest us, nor do executive golf putters or electronic machines on which to practice your swing. It is the crazy side of golf where our passions lie, just look at what's on offer for home practice ahead of the world crazy golf championships later this year (Masters Pah!). First up, the Giant Set containing a 9 holes, 13 funky obstacles, two clubs, 4 balls, scorecard and a large holdall for carrying yours from location to location its a hefty £189 at Iwantoneofthose but we feel some extreme crazy golf society is in the making...

Treehouse with BOUNCE

Tent, bouncy castle, swing, trampoline mmmmm which to buy for garden based fun this summer... Perhaps the TreePee, well it appears to offer a little of all four activities and would look pretty cool hung from any tree.  Suspend yours and zip riders inside, or use it as a private getaway... It accommodates weights of up to 150 KG, so it is the tree you have to ensure is up to the task. Avilable in Green, Khaki and pink HERE for a shade under £300

Jump..Jump

Exercise those forgotten muscles and give your facial ones a workout too when you add one or more of these retro bouncers to your arsenal of equipment. A giant (almost) sphere at a metre high, complete with ears for attempting to stay on is aimed at those riders of an age where onloookers may tut and huff at your childish behaviour and tho other for kids or sub 5'6'' er's. Priced from £9.99 at iwantoneofthose

Pump Action Foam Ball Weaponry

What a great way to reap revenge on annoying siblings, colleagues, friends or just for a laugh on passers-by! Rekindle your inner child with this pump action foam filled Fireball Gun which fires foam pellets at unsuspecting victims and is a great laugh for you and all those in on the attack. Let’s just hope the victim has a sense of humour otherwise expect a lecture or a whole lot a’ complaining.

Ferrari for a Steal

Okay so it might not make 60mph from standstill in sub five seconds or indeed have the pulling power (thats bhp and of the opposite sex) but as Go Karts go this is top league spec wise. Aerodynamic spoilers, 12 inch lightweight metal wheel rims and seven gears, its called the Ferrari FXX Exclusive is an impressive presence - double disc-brakes, dashboard computer, sport seat and leather look steering wheel complete the look. Berg Toys have them in the showroom now for a shade under £1240

On the Moo-ve

Parents yet to sample the delights of a kiddie suitcase from Trunki should consider this eye-catching cow print version available in limited quantites now for just £34.95 - A superb suitcase for your nippers to pack away all their toys and either pull along themselves or take a tow from the grown-ups when they tire in the airport lounge. "Freida" has secret compartments, internal straps and a carry handle too and in our experience attracts admiring glances wherever you travel.

Garden Whooahs!

Put the garden hose to a more interestin use and attach yours to the end of this 26 foot slide. The water  fills the sides, turning them into bumpers, creates a spray rail, then in a matter of minutes a reservoir deep enough to start "skimming". The kit comes complete with one skim board perfect for all boarding abilities to have a try. We know its a little chilly outdoors but always best to be prepared for the seasons ahead, at £34.99 at the Gadgetshop we don't think they'll hang aournd long once the warmer weather arrives.

Not for the Faint-Hearted

The X-Twin Thunderjet definitely has the looks and according to its creators it also has the brawn. Although you won’t be taking a real ride in this ominous flying contraption your flying experience will still be pretty intense. It boasts twin duct fan engines and a variety of speeds for you to take to the skies on your search for enemy encampments...your little brother or sister, foxes or whatever you class as “enemies”. Once you’ve mastered the controls you’ll be just like a real pro soaring through the sky pulling off jaw dropping stunts.

Ants in Your Pants

While a lot of us have no problem squishing the bugs and creepy crawlies we see trespassing in our houses and gardens, it must be recognised that there are also people who take great pleasure in being kind to gods many legged and winged creatures – especially kids. Those who fall into the latter category – The Botanicals Kits are for you. Discover the fascinating world of insects with your kids and have fun learning about insects, life cycles, metamorphosis (no not Power Rangers) and a whole range of other facts.